Flag Day Jokes
What did one flag say to the other flag?
Nothing. It just waved.
What color is the American flag? Red, White, and Blue.
What color is the British flag? Red, White, and Blue.
What color is the French flag? White.
What's the best part about living in Switzerland?
Well the flag is a big plus.
What color is an battle flag?
Violent.
How is a flag like Santa Claus?
They both hang out at the pole!
What is a race car drivers least favorite color?
Caution Flag Yellow.
What does a long pole eat?
Flag newtons.
What does it mean when the flag is flying at half-mast at the post office?
They're hiring.
What did the monkey say. When he slide down the flag pole?
Goodness gracious great balls of fire.
How do you surrender to the White Walkers?
Raise the wight flag.
Did you hear about the flag's birthday?
It was a flappy one!
The colors red, white, and blue represent freedom until they are flashing behind you.
If your computer is running slow paint a Jamaican flag on it and it will run faster.
I took my broken vacuum cleaner back to the store. They put a Canadian flag on it and now it sucks again.
Jose at the Game
Jose came to America from Mexico and wanted to go a baseball game so when he went home, he could tell his family all about it.
When he got there, there game was sold out, so he climbed to the top of the flag pole to get a
good look.
"What happened?" asked his family.
"Well, America is the nicest place in the world!!" he said. "Before the game started, all the people in the stands, and all the players, stood up, looked at me and said, "Jose, can you see?"
Color Of Taxes
A visitor from Holland was chatting with his American friend and was jokingly
explaining about the red, white and blue in the Netherlands flag.
"Our flag symbolizes our taxes," he said.
"We get red when we talk about them, white when we get our tax bill, and
blue after we pay them."