Cinco De Mayo Jokes

What do you call a Mexican drowning in mayonnaise?
Sinko De Mayo.

What do you call a canine born on Cinco De Mayo?
Felix Naughty Dog.

What do the Mexicans call "The Bachelorette"?
Pico de Gallo.

What do you call a country musician celebrating Cinco De Mayo?
Arriba McEntire.

What did the Mexican say after celebrating Cinco De Mayo?
Taco about a good time.

Where are the best margaritas served?
In the gulp of Mexico.

What do you call Mexican food that slowly moves?

How do you break up a Cinco De Mayo celebration?
Call Nine Juan Juan.

Cinco De Mayo? More like Netflix and Chilled gazpacho.

"I hate tacos" said no Juan ever.

If you wear a sombrero on Cinco De Mayo, your gonna have a good time.

Project X is still not even close to being as crazy as a Mexican party. Nice try gringos.

Cinco de Mayo is celebrated annually on May 5 and commemorates the Mexican Army's victory over the French Empire at the Battle of Puebla, on May 5, 1862.

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