Tinsel Jokes
What do you get if you eat Christmas decorations?
Tinselitis!
What do the elves cook with in the kitchen?
Utinsel.
I ate a lot of Xmas decorations for Xmas and I got really sick.
Hear I had tinsel lightest.
What happens if you eat too much Christmas candy?
The dentist gives you tinsel teeth.
What is green covered in tinsel and goes "Ribbet, Ribbet"?
Mistle-toad.
Why did the choir have to cancel their Christmas concert?
Because they came down with tinsel-itis.
What is Old Saint Nick's favorite story by the Brothers Grimm?
Tinsel and Gretel.
Don't get your tinsel in a tangle.
Frank Carson Stand Up
An Englishman, Irishman and Scotsman were invited to a Christmas party.
The Englishman brought a bag of tinsel, the Scotsman brought a bag of holly and they asked the Irishman: "What have you brought?"
He said: "I brought a pair of knickers."
They asked: "What has that got to do with Christmas?"
He said "They're Carol's