Babe Ruth Day Jokes

What do you get when you cross a tree with a baseball player?
Babe Root.

What was the bambinos favorite drink?
Ruth beer!

What do you call a cheerleader that can rake (hit a baseball)?
Babe Root.

What happened when the "Sultan of Swat" hit a pitcher with a line drive?
He needed a Ruth Canal.

Did you hear the Great bambinos kid is a lawyer?
He gets to the Ruth of every case.

Babe Ruth leaves home, takes three left turns, then is confronted by two masked men. Who are they?
The umpire and the catcher

What should Babe Ruth have done after he lost vision in one eye?
Become an umpire.

Why did Babe Ruth sweat during games?
Because he had so many fans.

Did you hear the joke about Babe Ruth's wild pitch?
It will leave you in stitches.

Why couldn't Babe Ruth steal third base?
Because you have to go through a short stop.

What was Babe Ruth's favorite animal?
A score-pion.

On April 27, 1947, Babe Ruth attended Yankee Stadium for Babe Ruth Day. It was his second to last appearance at the iconic stadium as he died of throat cancer the following year.

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