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Whale Jokes


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Q: What do whales like to chew?
A: Blubber gum!

Q: Where are whales weighed?
A: At a whale weigh station

Q: How do you circumsize a whale?
A: You send down four-skin divers.

Q: Did you hear about the flying whale?
A: Actually its a whale of a story.

Q: What do you call a baby whale?
A: A little squirt!

Q: What do you get if you cross an elephant with a whale?
A: A submarine with a built-in snorkel.


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