Unicorn Jokes
What is the difference between a unicorn and a carrot?
One is a funny beast and the other is a bunny feast.
Unicorns are real they're just fat, grey, and called rhinos.
What did the Unicorn tell the carrot?
U-No-Corn!
What do you call a smart unicorn?
The "A"corn.
What do unicorns call their father?
"Pop" corn.
Why didn't the Unicorn want to join the Military?
She had to wear a U-Ni-Form!
Whats the difference between a smart Republican and a unicorn?
Nothing, they're both fictional characters.
What do unicorns use for money?
Corn "Bread."
How did the poltician win the election?
He promised to balance the budget, rein in the banks and put a unicorn in every backyard!
What do you call a Unicorn with large Eyelashes?
U-Ni-Brow!
What did the baby unicorn say to mommy unicorn?
Where is my pop corn?
What do Unicorns eat for breakfast?
Lucky Charms.
What did one unicorn say to the other?
The pace is familiar but I can't remember the mane.
Keep calm and be a Unicorn.
Are you a unicorn cause your my fantasy.
Chuck Norris coined the phrase, "I could eat a Horse" after he ate every last unicorn in existence.
Movies
A man in a movie theater notices what looks like a unicorn sitting next to him.
"Are you a unicorn?" asked the man, surprised.
"Yes."
"What are you doing at the movies?"
The unicorn replied, "Well, I liked the book."
Religious Cowboy
The devout cowboy lost his favorite Bible while he was mending fences out on the range.
Three weeks later, a unicorn walked up to him carrying the Bible in its mouth.
The cowboy couldn't believe his eyes.
He took the precious book out of the unicorn's mouth, raised his eyes heavenward and exclaimed, "It's a miracle!"
"Not really," said the unicorn. "Your name is written inside the cover."