Q: Why can't you take a turkey to church?
A: They use FOWL language.
Q: What happened when the turkey got into a fight?
A: He got the stuffing knocked out of him!
Q: What do you get when you cross a turkey with a banjo?
A: A turkey that can pluck itself!
Q: What did the turkey say to the man who tried to shoot it?
A: Liberty, Equality and Bad aim for all.
Q: Who dosent eat on Thanksgiving?
A: A turkey because it is always stuffed.
Dear Turkeys, don't worry... they only love us for our breasts too. Sincerely, women.
Q: Why did they let the turkey join the band?
A: Because he had the drumsticks
Q: What did the mother turkey say to her disobedient children?
A: "If your father could see you now, he'd turn over in his gravy!"
Q: What did the mama turkey say to her naughty son?
A: If your papa could see you now, he'd turn over in his gravy!
Q: What if the Pilgrims shot a bobcat instead of a turkey?
A: We'd be eating pussy for Thanksgiving!
Q: If a man wants to eat a turkey on Thanksgiving, what does a turkey want?
A: It simply wants to run away.
Q: What did the turkeys sing on Thanksgiving Day?
A: God save the kin.
Q: Which side of the turkey has the most feathers?
A: The outside
Q: Why did the police arrest the turkey?
A: They suspected it of fowl play
Q: What's the key to a great Thanksgiving dinner?
A: The turKEY
Q: What did the turkey say before it was roasted?
A: Boy! I'm stuffed!
Q: What does a English turkey say to another English turkey on Thanksgiving morning?
A: To be or not to be roasted, that is the question.
Q: Why do turkeys always go, "gobble, gobble"?
A: Because they never learned good table manners!
Q: What sound does a space turkey make?
A: Hubble, Hubble, Hubble!
Q: What key has legs and can't open doors?
A: A Turkey.
Q: What does Miley Cyrus eat at Christmas?
A: Twerk-ey!
Q: Why did the turkey cross the road?
A: It was the chicken's day off!
Q: What's the best dance to do on Thanksgiving?
A: The turkey trot
Q: What do you get when you cross a turkey with an octopus?
A: Enough drumsticks for Thanksgiving
Q: What would you get if you crossed a turkey with an evil spirit?
A: A poultrygeist!
Q: What kind of turkey grows on a tree?
A: Poultry
Q: Who is not hungry at Thanksgiving?
A: The turkey because he's already stuffed!
Q: In what country is Thanksgiving ironically not celebrated?
A: Turkey.
Q: If you call a large turkey a gobbler what do you call a small one?
A: Goblet.
Q: What was the turkey suspected of?
A: Fowl play.
Q: What's the best way to stuff a turkey?
A: Serve him lots of pizza and ice cream!
Q: Why did the turkey sit on the tomahawk?
A: To hatchet.
Q: What sound does a turkey's phone make?
A: Wing! Wing!
Q: What do you call an turkey with a carrot in each ear?
A: Anything you want as he can't hear you!
Q: What did the grape say when the turkey stood on it?
A: Nothing, it just let out a little wine!
Q: Why did the turkey cross the road?
A: To prove to the possum that it could be done!
Q: When does a turkey go "mooooo"?
A: When it is learning a new language!
Q: What's more amazing than a talking turkey?
A: A spelling bee!
Q: What did they Turkey say to the blade of grass?
A: Nice knawing you!