Q: In which river are you sure to find snakes?
A: The Hiss-issippi River!
Q: What did the snake give to his wife?
A: A goodnight hiss!
Q: What did the naughty little diamondback say to his big sister?
A: "Don't be such a rattle-tail!"
Q: What does an exhibitionistic snake wear to the beach?
A: A pythong.
Q: What kind of snake is completely different?
A: A Monty Python.
Q: How do you measure a snake?
A: In inches. They don't have any feet!
Q: If you crossed a snake with a robin, what kind of bird would you get?
A swallow!
Q: Why couldn't the female snake have any babies?
A: Because she'd had a hiss-terectomy!
Q: Why did the snake laugh so hard she started to cry?
A: She thought the joke was hisss-terical
Q: What clothing might sister snakes share?
A: Co-bras!
Q: How does a snake shoot something?
A: With a boa and arrow!
Q: What kind of snake keep its car the cleanest?
A: A windshield viper!
Q: What snake is a member of the band?
A: The RATTLEsnake!
Q: How can you revive a snake that looks dead?
A: With mouse-to-mouth resuscitation!
Q: What is the most popular snake dialect?
A: Boomslang!
Q: What do snakes do after they fight?
A: Hiss and make up!
Q: What do snakes use to cut paper?
A: Scissss-ors!
Q: What do you call a snake that builds things?
A: A boa constructor!
Q: What do you get if you cross a snake with a pie?
A: A pie-thon!
Q: What is a snake's favorite subject?
A: Hiss-tory!
Q: What type of snake does a baby play with?
A: A rattlesnake!
Q: What's a snake's favorite school subject?
A: Math, because it's an adder!
Q: Why did the snake cross the road ?
A: To get to the other s-s-s-side!
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