What do you do when two snails have a fight?
Leave them to slug it out!
What is the difference between school dinners and a pile of slugs?
School dinners come on a plate!
How do snails get their shells so shiny?
They use snail varnish!
Where do you find giant snails?
At the end of giants fingers!
Why is the snail the strongest animal?
Because he carries a house on his back!
What did the slug say to the other who had hit him and run off?
I'll get you next slime!
What was the snail doing on the highway?
About one mile a day!
What is the definition of a slug?
A snail with a housing problem!
What did the slug say as he slipped down the wall?
How slime flies!
How do you know your kitchen floor is dirty?
The slugs leave a trail on the floor that reads "clean me"!
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