Shrimp Jokes
What do you call a shrimp with a tie?
soFISHticated
Why don't shrimp like basketball?
Cause they're afraid of the net
Whats the best way to catch a shrimp?
Have some one throw it at you.
How do you make a shrimp laugh?
Tell a whale of a tale.
Why don't shrimp pass their exams?
Because they work below C-Level.
How do shrimp travel long distances?
They whale (hail) a cab.
How could the dolphin afford to buy a house?
He prawned everything!
Why did the shrimp cross the road?
To get to the other tide!
Where are most shrimp found?
Between the head and the tail!
Where do shrimp sleep?
In a water bed.
Why didn't the shrimp share his treasure?
Because he's a little shellfish.
Why did brother and sister get into a fight?
He put another shrimp on the barbie.
What do shrimp need to stay healthy?
Vitamin Sea.
Boy: Have u ever been fishing before?
Girl: Why?
Boy: I think we should hook up!
What is a shrimps least favorite TV show?
Whale of fortune!
Where do shellfish go to borrow money?
To the prawn broker!
Which day do shrimp hate?
Fry-day!
What is the best way to communicate with a shrimp?
Drop it a line!
I might have a shrimp dick but it'll make you go "Holy Mackeral".
There was a fight at the seafood restaurant, three shrimp got battered.
A shrimp that only cares about himself is a little shellfish.