Short Shark Jokes
Q: What kind of shark is always gambling?
A: A CARDSHARK
Q: What is a sharks favorite sci-fi show
A: Shark Trek
Q: Why do sharks make terrible lawyers?
A: They're too nice!
Q: What do you call a solitary shark
A: A "lone" (loan) shark
Q: Why do sharks live in the ocean and not the sky
A: The sky is Jet territory
Q: What did the seal with the broken arm say to the shark?
A: Do not consume if seal is broken.
Q: Why won't sharks attack lawyers?
A: Professional courtesy!
Q: Why don't sharks like fast food?
A: Because they can't catch it!
What did the shark say to the whale?
What are u blubbering about?
Q: What's the difference between OJ Simpson and the Sharks?
A: OJ Simpson had a more credible defence...
Q: WHat doe a shark like to watch on tv
A: Anything but Flipper!
Q: What is a sharks favorite bible story
A: Noah's SHARK
Q: What was the shark;s favorite James Joyce novel
A: FINnegan's wake
Q: What do you call a shark that can't stop singing "U Cant Touch This?"
A: An M.C. Hammerhead.
Q: Why did the shark throw his clock out the window?
A: He wanted to see time fly!
Q: Why did the shark cross the great barrier reef?
A: To get to the other TIDE
Q: What do you get when you cross a parrot with a shark?
A: an animal that talks your head off.
Q: How do you make a shark laugh?
A: Tell a whale of a tale.
Q: What is a sharks favorite Dustin Hoffman Film
A: Midnight Caudal
Q: Who is the shark communitys favorite 1950s film actress
A: Dorsal Day
Q: Who is the shark communitys favorite 1950s film actor
A: Shark Hudson
Q: Why did the shark commit suicide
A: He was tired of feeling like he was swimming in circles
Q: What did one shark say to try to comfort a friend who had just gotten out of a relationship
A: "its ok there are plenty of other birds in the sky"
Q: What do yuppie sharks like to drink
Q: What was the nerd shark's favorite programming language
Q: what is the shark worlds favorite macintosh web browser
Q: What was the shark jazz musician's favorite illegal substance?
Q: why did the mommy shark and daddy shark get divorced
A: they no longer loved each other
Q: What do sharks eat for dessert?
Q: Who was the first shark elected president of the united states?
A: James K. Shark
Q: What was the sharks favorite Orson Welles movie
A: Citizen Kane-i-kokala
Q: What does a snowshark give you?
A: Frost bites.
Q: Whats the Great White Sharks favorite candy?
A: The Jaw-Breaker!
Q: What was the sharks favorite B-52s song
A: Love Shark
Q: What did one shark say to the other after eating a clown fish?
A: 'Not only does it look funny, but it tastes funny too.'
Q: What is a shark's favorite smell?
A: Human blood.
Q: What is a sharks favorite kinda sandwich
A: Peanut butter and jellyfish!
Q: how did the crazy shark become normal again
A: electro shark therapy
Q: why did the street sharks get arrested
A: dorsal profiling
Q: what did the street shark say when something radical happened?
Q: Why doesn't anybody like the stand-up comedy of Margaret Shark?
A: She bites!
Q: Why don't sharks have tools?
A: They don't have opposable thumbs
Q: Whats green and gross and lives under the sea?
A: Shark boogers!
Q: What did the teenage sharks say when they were having sex?
A: "we're going to need a bigger condom!"
Q: What should you do if you see a shark?
A: Swim far, far away!
Q: What's black and white and red all over?
A: A mulatto scuba diver who has just been mauled to death by a shark
Q: What does a shark eat for dinner?
A: Whatever it wants!
Q: What was the shark's favorite Tim Burton film?
A: Edward Scissorfins
Q: What do sharks use before attacking surfers?
A: Sun Scream.
Q: Where can you buy sharks on Wall Street?
A: At the shark (stock) market, of course!
Q: What do British sharks like to eat?
A: Fish and kids!
Q: Why did the shark cross the road?
A: To get to the other tide!
Q: What was the shark's favorite Pixar movie?
A: Eating Nemo
Q: What did the shark plead in the murder case?
A: Not gill-ty!
Q: Where are sharks from?
Q: Who was the shark's favorite Norwegian painter?
A: Edvard Munch!
Q: Who was the shark's favorite 20th century art figure?
A: Marcel DuChomp
Q: What's better than a shark in a blender?
A: Two sharks in a blender
Q: How did the shark avoid serving in the army?
A: He was a conscientious ob-shark-ter
Q: What did the deaf, dumb and blind shark excel at?
Q: What kind of shark is always quoting Shakespeare?
A: A bard shark
Q: What do you get if you cross a shark with a Rottweiler?
A: An abomination unto God Himself
Q: What's worse than being bitten by a shark?
A: Being bitten by a vampire shark
Q: What do cat sharks cough up?
A: Human balls.
Q: Why are shark comedians so funny?
A: Their wit is as razor sharp as their teeth!
Q: What magical spell causes the victim to bleed profusely?
Q: Did the shark who was raised by fish receive any education?
A: Yes, he was home-schooled (in a school of fish)
Q: What is the shark worlds most popular comic strip
Q: Why are sharks so patriotic?
A: They are marine fish
Q: What would they call a quarter pounder with cheese at a hypothetical McDonalds for sharks
A: a quarter flounder with cheese
Q: What brand of caramel-coated popcorn and peanuts do sharks prefer?
A: Cracker Sharks
Q: Why aren't there any shark puppeteers?
A: They have no hands!
Q: What's worse than one shark coming to dinner?
A: Two sharks coming to dinner
Q: What was the teenage sharks favorite internet site
Q: What was the college student sharks favorite internet site?
Q: Who was the sharks favorite character on NBC's "The Office"
A: Michael Shark
Q: What's a shark favorite substance?
Q: Who was the sharks second favorite character on NBC's "The Office"
A: Dwight K. Shark