Seagull Jokes
Why do seagulls have wings?
To beat the Gypsies to the rubbish tip
What do you call a seagull when it flies over the bay?
A bagel.
Why did the seagull fly north?
Because it was to far to walk.
Q: Where do seagulls invest their money?
A: In the stork market!
Q: What do you call a man with seagull on his head?
A: Cliff
Q: Where do blind sparrows go for treatment?
A: The Birds Eye counter!
Night of Drinking
A man and his pet seagull walk into a bar. It's about 5pm, but they're ready for a good night of drinking.
They start off slowly, watching TV, drinking beer, eating peanuts. As the night goes on they move to mixed drinks, and then shooters, one after the other.
Finally, the bartender says: "Last call."
So, the man says, "One more for me... and one more for my seagull."
The bartender sets them up and they shoot them back. Suddenly, the seagull falls over dead.
The man throws some money on the bar, puts on his coat and starts to leave.
The bartender, yells: "Hey buddy, you can't just leave that lyin' there."
To which the man replies: "That's not a lion, that's a seagull."
Movies
A man in a movie theater notices what looks like a seagull sitting next to him.
"Are you a seagull?" asked the man, surprised.
"Yes."
"What are you doing at the movies?"
The seagull replied, "Well, I liked the book."