Q: How do you catch a unique rabbit?
A: Unique up on it!
Q: How do you know carrots are good for your eyes?
A: Because you never see a rabbit wearing glasses!
Q: What airline do rabbits use?
A: British Hare-ways!
Q: What did the naughty rabbit leave for Easter?
A: Deviled eggs!
Q: What did the rabbit give his girlfriend?
A: A 14 carrot ring!
Q: What did the rabbits do after their wedding?
A: They went on their bunnymoon!
Q: What do rabbits put in their computers?
A: Hoppy disks!
Q: What do you call 99 rabbits stepping backwards?
A: A receding hare line!
Q: What do you call a cold dog sitting on a rabbit?
A: A chili dog on a bun!
Q: What did the rabbit say to the carrot?
A: It's been nice gnawing at you.
Q: Who is the Easter Bunny's favourite movie actor?
A: Rabbit De Niro!
Q: Does the Easter Bunny like baseball?
A:Oh, yes. He's a rabbit fan!
Q: What do you get when you cross a rabbit with a leaf blower?
A: A hare dryer!
Q: What do you get when you cross an insect and a rabbit?
A: Bugs Bunny!
Q: What do you get when you find a rabbit with no hair?
A: A hairless hare!
Q: What would you call the Easter Bunny if he married a chicken?
A: The very first rabbit to lay an egg!
Q: What do you get when you pour hot water down a rabbit hole?
A: A hot cross bunny!
Q: What is a rabbit's favorite dance style?
A: Hip-Hop!
Q: What is white and has long ears, whiskers, and sixteen wheels?
A: Two rabbits on Rollerblades!
Q: What's a rabbit's favorite game?
A: Hopscotch!
Q: What's the name of the rabbit who stole from the rich and gave to the
A: Rabbit Hood.
Q: Where do rabbits work?
A: At IHOP restaurants!
Q: Why did the bald man paint rabbits on his head?
A: Because from a distance they looked like hares!
Q: Why did the bunny build herself a new house?
A: She was fed up with the hole thing!
Q: Why did the bunny cross the road?
A: He wanted to prove he could hip hop!
Q: Why did the bunny say to the duck?
A: You quack me up!
Q: Why don't rabbits get hot in the summertime?
A: They have hare conditioning!
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