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Q: What's the difference between a BMW and a porcupine?
A: The pricks are on the outside on a porcupine!
Q: What do you call an Porcupine with a carrot in each ear?
A: Anything you want as he can't hear you!
Q: What did the grape say when the Porcupine stood on it?
A: Nothing, it just let out a little wine!
Q: Why did the Porcupine cross the road?
A: To prove to the possum that it could be done!
Q: When does a Porcupine go "moo"?
A: When it is learning a new language!
Q: What do you call a Porcupine that can pick up an elephant ?
A: Sir!
Religious Cowboy
The devout cowboy lost his favorite Bible while he was mending fences out on the range.
Three weeks later, a porcupine walked up to him carrying the Bible in its mouth.
The cowboy couldn't believe his eyes.
He took the precious book out of the porcupine's mouth, raised his eyes heavenward and exclaimed, "It's a miracle!"
"Not really," said the porcupine. "Your name is written inside the cover."
Nasty Little Boy
A policeman caught a nasty little boy with a bb gun in one hand and a porcupine in the other.
"Now Listen here," the policeman said,
"Whatever you do to that poor, defenseless creature I shall personally do to you"
"In that case," said the boy.
"I'll kiss it's butt and let it go"
African Porcupine
"What's the difference between the United States porcupine and the African porcupine," the society matron asked the zookeeper.
"The principal difference is the United States species has a longer prick."
This, as you might assume, distressed the matron who stormed immediately to the zoo manager's office.
The zoo manager said, "Ma'am, I apologize for my staff's unfortunate choice of terms. What the keeper should have said is the United States species has a longer 'quill'. In fact, their pricks are just about the same size."
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