Q: What to polar bears eat for lunch?
A: Ice berg-ers!
Q: What did the polar bears say when they saw tourists in sleeping bags?
Q: What's a balanced diet for a polar bear?
A: A seal in each paw!
Q: What did the polar bear say when it saw the igloo?
A: "Oooo! I LOVE these things! Crunchy on the outside - with a nice chewy center!"
Q: Why shouldn't you take polar bears to the zoo?
A: Because they'd rather go to the movies.
Q: What did the polar bear eat after the dentist fixed its tooth?
A: The dentist.
Q: What do you get when you cross a polar bear with a seal?
A: A polar bear.
Q: What do polar bears like to eat?
Q: What are polar bears called when they get caught in the rain?
A: Drizzly bears.
Q: Why don't polar bears like fast food?
A: Because they can't catch it!
Q: What do you call a polar bear on thin ice?
A: an ice breaker
Q: Why did the bear dissolve in water?
A: Because it was polar.
Q: What has four legs and a flipper?
A: A happy polar bear!
Q: How does a polar bear stop a VCR?
A: It just presses the "paws" button.
Q: How do you keep a polar bear from charging?
A: Insist that it pay cash!
Q: What did the polar bear put on the sign when seals were very scarce?
A: "Tourists Welcome!"
Q: What do you call a dream in which polar bears are attacking you?
A: A bitemare!
Q: What do polar bears like to eat in the cold?
A: A "brrr"-"grrr"!
Q: Why did the polar bear cross the road?
A: to get some bearrys
Q: What did the polar bear say after a winter of feeding on seals?
A: "I think I'd like a salad!"
Q: What did the Polar Bear say when it saw a seal on a skateboard?
A: "Meals on Wheels!"
Q: What do you call a big mean polar bear?
A: Don't call it anything - just RUN!
Q: What do you call a polar bear wearing earmuffs?
A: Call it anything you want - it can't hear you.
Q: When is a polar bear not a polar bear?
A: When it's in a "grizzly" mood.
Q: Why would polar bears be cheap to keep as pets?
A: They live on ice!
Q: What do you get when you cross a polar bear with a rose?
A: I'm not sure - but I wouldn't try smelling it!
Q: Polar bear cubs are born wet, naked, and in an icy cave. Then what happens?
A: Things get worse!
Q: Who is a polar bears favorite pop star?
Q: What is furry and minty?
A: A polo bear!
Q: Where do you find polar bears?
A: It depends on where you lost them.
Q: Why do polar bears like bald men?
A: Because they have a great, white, bear (uh...bare) place!
Q: What do you get if you cross a polar bear and a harp seal?
A: A bear faced lyre!
Q: Did you hear about the pinniped that became friends with a polar bear?
A: His fate was sealed.
Q: What did the polar bear say to itself when the hunter was shooting at it?
A: "Hey! He's SHOOTING at me! Do I know this guy? Think! Think!"
Q: How do you put a polar bear into a refrigerator?
A: It's easy - just open the door. Polar bears like cold places.
Q: What do polar bears sing on a birthday?
A: Freeze a jolly good fellow.
I saw a polar bear eat something but my lips are sealed.
Nobody's sane, anymore. I went to the zoo and saw a Bi-polar Bear!