Q: What do penguins eat for lunch?
A: Ice-burgers!
Q: What do you call a penguin in the desert?
A: Lost!
Q: Where do penguins go swimming?
A: At the South Pool!
Q: Where do penguins keep their money?
A: In a snow bank!
Q: What did Morgan Freeman say when Penguins told him they liked March of the Penguins?
A: Why the hell was I narrating it if Penguins can talk
Q: Have you heard of Flight of the Penguins (sequel to March)?
A: Its a whale of a tale
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