Short Panda Jokes
Q: What goes black, white, black, white, black, white?
A: A panda rolling down a hill.
Q: What’s black and white and red all over?
A: A sunburnt panda.
Q: Why do pandas have fur coats?
A: Because they’d look stupid in denim jackets.
Q: Why do pandas like old movies?
A: Because they’re in black and white.
Q: What do chinese bears eat for breakfast?
A: Panda-cakes!
Q: What's a Chinese bear's favorite expendable organ?
A: The panda-creas!
Q: what do chinese bears wear around their face when they're robbing banks?
A: Pandana!
Q: How did the panda who misplaced his dinner feel?
A: He was "Bamboozled"!
Q: What did the panda say when he was forced out of his natural habitat?
A: This is un-BEAR-able
Q: What’s black and white and as hard as a rock?
A: A panda that’s fallen in cement.
Q: What’s black and white and goes round and round?
A: A panda stuck in a revolving door.
Q: How many Pandas does it take to change a lightbulb?
A: The Pandas will get back to you on that, as soon as they can find a store that sells clothing in lightbulb sizes.
Panda Bar Jokes
Panda Dinner Etiquette
A Panda bear walks into a restaurant. He orders a meal and eats it.
After politely paying for his meal, he pulls out a gun and shoots it in the air. He immediately walks out the door.
"Why did you do that?" hollered the confused waitress.
Looking back over his shoulder the panda says "I'm a panda". "Look it up in the dictionary."
The waitress locates the dictionary on her bosses desk and searches for the definition of panda bear. Finding it she reads,
"Panda Bear - A large black and white bear like mammal native to the far east. Eats shoots and leaves."
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