Girl: One of my ex-boyfriends sounds like an owl.
Q: What do you call an owl magician?
Q: Why did the owl, owl?
A: Because the woodpecker would peck 'er!
Q: What do you call an owl caught in the act?
Q: What do you call a baby owl swimming?
A: A moist-owlette
Q: What did the grape say when the Owl stood on it?
A: Nothing, it just let out a little wine!
Q: How do you know that owls are cleverer than chickens?
A: Have you ever heard of Kentucky-fried owl!
Q: What do you get when you cross an owl and an oyster?
A: Pearls of Wisdom
Q: When does a Owl go "mooooo"?
A: When it is learning a new language!
Q: Why did the Owl invite his friends over?
A: He didn't want to be Owl by himself.
Q: What do Barn Owl's serve at parties?
A: Mush'Shrew'ms, 'Vole'avaunts and Micecream!
Q: What's more amazing than a talking Owl?
A: A spelling bee!
Q: What do you call an owl with a sore throat?
A: A bird that doesn't give a hoot!
Q: What do you get when you cross a cat and an owl?
Q: What did mama owl say to bay owl?
A: You go and play dear, Owl watch from hear.
Q: What do you call an Owl that serves hot wings?
Q: What do you call an owl get together?
A: A HOO-tenanny
Q: Where do you go for a good time?
A: Owl City.
Q: What do you call a Owl with a carrot in each ear?
A: Anything you want as he can't hear you!
Q: Did you hear the one about the owl?
A: It was a hoot.
Q: What is a birds favorite Beatles song?
A: Owl you need is love.
Q: What do owls sing when it is raining?
A: 'Too wet to woo'!
Q: What do you call a magic owl?
Q: What do you call an owl with a deep voice?
A: A growl!
Q: What do you call an owl with armor?
A: A Knight Owl
You looking at me? Owl kill you.
I've been thinking about you...Owl night long.
YOLO! (You Obviously Like Owls)
Owl get you!
Baby Owl who?
Baby Owl see you later.
You talk like an owl!
The devout cowboy lost his favorite Bible while he was mending fences out on the savannah.
Three weeks later, a Owl walked up to him carrying the Bible in its mouth.
The cowboy couldn't believe his eyes.
He took the precious book out of the Owls mouth, raised his eyes heavenward and exclaimed, "It's a miracle!"
"Not really," said the Owl. "Your name is written inside the cover."
Night of Drinking
A man and his pet Owl walk into a bar. It's about 5pm, but they're ready for a good night of drinking.
They start off slowly, watching TV, drinking beer, eating peanuts. As the night goes on they move to mixed drinks, and then shooters, one after the other.
Finally, the bartender says: "Last call."
So, the man says, "One more for me... and one more for my Owl."
The bartender sets them up and they shoot them back. Suddenly, the Owl falls over dead.
The man throws some money on the bar, puts on his coat and starts to leave.
The bartender, yells: "Hey buddy, you can't just leave that lyin' there."
To which the man replies: "That's not a lion, that's a Owl."
A man in a movie theater notices what looks like a Owl sitting next to him.
"Are you a Owl?" asked the man, surprised.
"What are you doing at the movies?"
The Owl replied, "Well, I liked the book."