Moth Jokes
What's the biggest moth in the world?
A mammoth!
What is a myth?
A female moth!
What do insects learn at school?
Mothmatics!
Why was the moth so unpopular?
He kept picking holes in everything!
Why did the moth nibble a hole in the carpet?
He wanted to see the floor show!
What's pretty, delicate and carries a sub machine gun?
A killer butterfly!
What do you call a moth that won't leave you alone?
Moth-erly
What do you get if you cross a firefly and a moth?
An insect who can find its way around a dark wardrobe!
Where do moths come from?
Moth-erland
What do you get when you cross a bee, Hercules, and a moth?
A Behemoth
I felt so guilty after I stepped on a moth this morning. You should of seen him, he looked genuinely crushed.
Movies
A man in a movie theater notices what looks like a moth sitting next to him.
"Are you a moth?" asked the man, surprised.
"Yes."
"What are you doing at the movies?"
The moth replied, "Well, I liked the book."