Moose Bar Jokes
Two Hunters
Two hunters decide to go moose hunting in Canada. They hire an airplane to drop them off in a remote region.
The pilot drops them off and tells them, "I`ll be back in one week. No more than one moose - got it?"
One week passes, and the pilot returns. The hunters have two moose. The pilot says, "Hey, I told you guys no more than one moose."
One of the hunters replies, "Look the pilot told us the same thing last year and we gave him a `big` tip to take both moose out."
The three of them argue for several minutes more. The pilot gives up and agrees to take both moose.
Well, they load up the moose and fire up the plane. The plane shudders and strains trying to take off. It finally gets the wheels off the ground 5 feet, 10 feet. Whoops! It runs out of runway and smashes into a tree.
The two hunters, dazed and confused make there way out of the wreckage. One hunter looks at the other and says, "Where the heck are we?"
The other looks around and replies, "About 200 yards further than we got last year!"
Bullwinkle
In Portland, Maine a 500 pound moose jumped off an overpass on route I-95, falling 20 feet to it's death.
Witnesses say they overheard the moose scream before jumping,
"Hey Rocky, watch me fly over this guardrail!"
Short Moose Jokes
Q: What's the difference between a ska band and a moose?
A: A moose has horns in the front and its asshole in the back!
Q: What has antlers and sucks blood?
A: A moose-quito!
Q: What do you get when you cross a mouse and a deer?
A: Mickey Moose
Q: Why do moose have such big antlers?
A: So they get better radio reception!
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