Short Llama Jokes
Q: What's llama's favourite film?
A: Llamadeus
Q: Who is the llama spiritual leader?
A: The Dalai Llama
Q: What's more amazing than a talking llama?
A: A spelling bee!
Q: Why did the llama cross the road?
A: Because it was the chicken's day off.
Q: What did the camel say to the llama?
A: Let me teach you how to spit.
Q: What did the llama have for dinner?
A: Llama-ables
Q: What do you get if you stand between two llamas?
A: llamanated
Q: What do you call a very fast llama?
A: a Llamagini
Q: What did the pellet say to the llama?
A: Don't eat me
Q: What did they llama say to the blade of grass?
A: Nice knawing you!
Q: What did the llama say to his friend?
A: Is your mama a llama?
Q: Why arn't llamas in rodeos?
A: `Cause they ain't ticklish!
Q: Why did the llama fall out of the tree?
A: Because it was dead
Q: What's the diffrenece between llamas and alpacas?
A: Alpacas have more dark meat!
Q: What do guard llamas tell their sheep around the campfire at night?
A: They tell each other scary llama stories.
Llama Bar Jokes
Lucky Llama
I took a day off work and decided to go out golfing. On the second hole I noticed a Llama standing next to the green.
I thought nothing of it and was about to shoot when I heard the llama grunt, "9 Iron" The man looks around and doesn't see anyone and the llama grunted again "9 Iron."
I looked at the llama and decided to prove him wrong, puts my other club away, and grabbed a 9 iron. Boom! I hit it 10 inches from the cup. I was shocked.
I said to the llama, "Wow that's amazing. You must be a lucky llama, eh?" The llama reply's "Lucky llama."
I decided to take the llama with me to the next hole. "What do you think llama?" I asked. "3 wood."
I took out a 3 wood and Boom! Hole in one. I was incredibly befuddled and didn't know what to say. By the end of the day, I golfed the best game of golf in my life and asks the llama, "OK where to next?"
The llama grunted a reply, "Las Vegas."
So, we go to "Las Vegas and I say, "OK llama, now what?"
The llama grunted, "Roulette."
Upon approaching the roulette table, the man asks, " What do you think I should bet?" The llama grunted, "$3000, black 6."
Now, this is a thirty-six to one shot to win, but after the golf game, I figured what the heck. Boom! Tons of cash comes sliding back across the table.
I took my winnings and bought the best room in the hotel. Once in the hotel room, I said "Llama, I don't know how to repay you. You've won me all this money and I am forever grateful." "Just name it and it is yours." The llama grunted, "Kiss Me."
I figured why not, since after all the llama did for me, he deserves it. With a kiss, the llama turns into a gorgeous 15-year-old girl.
".... And that, your honor, is how the girl ended up in my room."
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