Q: What do race horses eat?
A: Fast Food.
Q: Why did the horse cross the road?
A: Because somebody shouted hay!
Q: What do you call a scary female horse?
A: A nightmare!
Are you a horse? Yay or neigh?
Q: What type of a computer does a horse like to eat?
A: A Macintosh
Q: What do you call a horse that can't lose a race?
A: Sherbet
Q: What do you call a promiscious pony?
A: A Little Whorse
Q: Why do horses like to fart when they buck?
A: Because they can't achieve full horse power without gas.
Q: How did the cowboy ride into town on Friday, stay for three days, and ride out on Friday?
A: His horse's name was Friday!
Q: Did you hear about the horse with the negative altitude?
A: She always said Neigh
Q: What is the best type of story to tell a runaway horse?
A: A tale of WHOA!
Q: What do you call a horse wearing Venetian blinds?
A: A zebra!
Q: What street do horses live on?
A: Mane St.
Q: When do vampires watch horse racing?
A: When it's neck and neck.
Q: What does a horse say when you don't give them enough hey?
A: Ney.
Q: What did the momma say to the foal?
A: Its pasture your bedtime
Q: What did the waiter say to the horse?
A: I can't take your order. That's not my stable.
Q: What's the quickest way to mail a little horse?
A: Use the Pony Express.
Q: What did one horse say to the other horse?
A: The pace is familiar but I can't remember the mane.
Q: How do you make a small fortune breeding horses?
A: Start with a large fortune.
Q: What do you get if you cross a horse with a bee?
A: Neigh buzz
Q: How does a horse from Kentucky greet another horse?
A: With Southern Horspitality!
Q: Where do horses get their hair done?
A: Maine.
Q: How do you know when a foal is sick?
A: ITS A LITTLE HOARSE.
Q: When does the person living next to you get annoying?
A: When he is NEIGH-BORED.
Q: What do you call a boy named Ryder who likes to ride a horses back?
A: HORSE BACK RYDER.
Q: What do you call 144 horses in a box?
A: Gross!
Q: What is a horses favorite state?
A: Neighbraska.
Q: Where do you put 2 horses that just broken up?
A: In the pasture
Q: What do you call a well balanced horse?
A: Stable.
Q: What kind of horses go out after dusk?
A: Nightmares!
Q: Why did the horse cross the road?
A: Because it wanted to see its neighbers!
Q: What do you call a noisy horse?
A: A herd animal.
Q: How do you get a horse drunk?
A: Drink him under the stable.
Q: Why are most horses in shape?
A: Because they are on a stable diet.
Q: What did the horse say when it fell?
A: "I've fallen and I can't giddyup!"
Q: Did you hear about the blonde water-polo player?
A: His horse drowned
Q: What did the teacher say when the horse walked into her class?
A: "Why the long face?"
Q: What's invisible and smells like hay?
A: Horse farts.
Q: What is a young Colts favorite sport?
A: Stable Tennis.
Q: How does a winning jockey communicate with his horse?
A: He lays his cards on the stable.
Q: What do you ask a sad horse?
A: "Why the long face?"
Q: What do you call a baby donkey?
A: A burrito!
Q: What did the mare tell her filly after dinner?
A: Clear the Stable.
Q: What do you call a horse that lives next door?
A: A neigh-bor!
Q: What kind of horse likes to be ridden at night?
A: A nightmare!
Q: What is a horses favorite song?
A: Watch Me (Whip / Neigh Neigh)
Q: Where do horses go when they're sick?
A: The horsepital!
Q: Where do horses shop?
A: Old Neigh-vy!
Q: Did you know that Mister Ed's real name was Bamboo Harvester?
A: Yeah, I got it straight from the horses mouth.
Q: Why did the Anorexic blonde start eating hay?
A: The doctor told her she needed to eat like a horse.
Q: Why don't racehorses wear underwear?
A: Because it rides up on them!
Q: Did you hear about the horse that wears condoms?
A: They call him the "Trojan" horse.
Q: Why did the horse eat with its mouth open?
A: Because it had bad stable manners!
Q: How does a cowboy get a stallion to do odd jobs around the farm?
A: Pay him under the stable.
Q: What kind of bread does a horse eat?
A: Thoroughbred
Q: What is black and white and eats like a horse?
A: A zebra.