Q: What's a hippos favourite kind of music?
A: Hip-hop
Q: What did the grape say when the hippopotamus stood on it?
A: Nothing, it just let out a little wine!
Q: How do you make sure a hippo is telling you the truth?
A: Make him take the Hippocratic Oath.
Q: How can you get a hippo to do whatever you want?
A: Hipponotism.
Q: What do you call a naughty hippopotamus in nature?
A: Hip Hop Hooray...Ho..Hey...Ho.
Q: Why did the hippo cross the road?
A: To prove to the possum that it could be done!
Q: What do you call a mean hippo?
A: A hippocrite
Q: When does a hippo go "mooooo"?
A: When it is learning a new language!
Q: What's more amazing than a talking hippo?
A: A spelling bee!
Q: What do you call a hippo in a phone booth?
A: Stuck!
Q: What animal can a stuttering boy say correctly?
A: hippopot-amus.
Q: What happens when hippos get too cold?
A: They get hippothermia.
Q: What do you call a lazy hippo?
A: A hippopota-mess!
Q: Why did the hippo get a ticket?
A: He ran through the stomp sign.
Q: What do you call a hippo with a carrot in each ear?
A: Anything you want as he can't hear you!
Q: What is as big as a hippo but weighs nothing?
A: Its shadow!
Q: What do you call a fashionable hippopotamus?
A: A hippo-ster.
Q: What time is it when a hippo sits on your bed?
A: Time to get a new bed!
Q: How do you say hello to a hippopotamus?
A: Hi-po!
Q: What do you call a long haired hippo?
A: A hippy
Q: How do you inoculate a hippo?
A: With a hippodermic needle.