Groundhog Jokes
Why don't they let Punxsutawney Phil watch TV?
He keeps hogging the remote.
What do you call a royal woodchuck?
A crowned hog
Where do sick groundhogs go?
To the hogspital
What is Punxsutawney Phil's favorite book?
Holes
What do you call a woodchuck's laundry?
Hogwash
How do groundhogs smell?
With their noses
What does Punxsutawney Phil do at a party?
Go hog wild.
What is a woodchucks favorite color?
Mahogany!
What do you call a groundhog that drives recklessly?
A road hog.
What do you call a woodchuck that plays basketball?
A ball hog.
Cold Winter
In the winter a man says to his wife:
"Should we bring the pet groundhog inside, it is freezing out there."
"But it stinks", says the wife to which the husband replies:
"He will get used to it!"