Groundhog Jokes

Why don't they let Punxsutawney Phil watch TV?
He keeps hogging the remote.

What do you call a royal woodchuck?
A crowned hog

Where do sick groundhogs go?
To the hogspital

What is Punxsutawney Phil's favorite book?

What do you call a woodchuck's laundry?

How do groundhogs smell?
With their noses

What does Punxsutawney Phil do at a party?
Go hog wild.

What is a woodchucks favorite color?

What do you call a groundhog that drives recklessly?
A road hog.

What do you call a woodchuck that plays basketball?
A ball hog.

Cold Winter
In the winter a man says to his wife:
"Should we bring the pet groundhog inside, it is freezing out there."
"But it stinks", says the wife to which the husband replies:
"He will get used to it!"

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