What is the most faithful insect?
A flea, once they find someone they like they stick to them!
What insect runs away from everything?
What to you call a Russian flea?
What happened when the dog went to the flea circus?
He stole the show!
What do you call a rabbit with fleas?
How do you start an insect race?
One, two, flea - go!
What do you call a mad flea?
What do you call 144 fleas in a box?
Why does the flea bring toilet paper to the party?
Because he is a party pooper.
How do you find where a flea has bitten you?
Start from scratch!
What is a flea's favorite book?
The itch-hikers guide to the galaxy!
What did the clean dog say to the insect?
Long time no flea!
Who rode a dog and was a confederate general during the American Civil War?
Robert E Flea!
What is the difference between a flea bitten dog and a bored visitor?
Ones going to itch and the other is itching to go!
What do you call a cheerful flea?
What do you call a Flea in a bar?
What did the dog say to the flea?
Stop bugging me!
What do you call a bug that kills the president?
Flea Harvey Oswald.
What did the idiot do to the flea in his ear?
How to fleas travel?
Why did the stupid boy wear a turlte neck sweater?
To hide his flea collar!
What do you call a fancy party just for pests?
What do you call a flea that likes country music?
Flea Ann Rimes.
Where do fleas live?
Where do fleas shop at?
the flea market!
What do you call a bug that plays golf?