What is the most faithful insect?
A flea, once they find someone they like they stick to them!
What insect runs away from everything?
What to you call a Russian flea?
What happened when the dog went to the flea circus?
He stole the show!
What did one flea say to the other?
Shall we fly or take the dog.
What do you call a rabbit with fleas?
How do you start an insect race?
One, two, flea - go!
What do you call a mad flea?
What do you call 144 fleas in a box?
Why does the flea bring toilet paper to the party?
Because he is a party pooper.
How do you find where a flea has bitten you?
Start from scratch!
What is a flea's favorite book?
The itch-hikers guide to the galaxy!
What did the clean dog say to the insect?
Long time no flea!
Who rode a dog and was a confederate general during the American Civil War?
Robert E Flea!
What is the difference between a flea bitten dog and a bored visitor?
Ones going to itch and the other is itching to go!
What do you call a cheerful flea?
What do you call a Flea in a bar?
What did the dog say to the flea?
Stop bugging me!
What do you call a bug that kills the president?
Flea Harvey Oswald.
What did the idiot do to the flea in his ear?
How to fleas travel?
Why did the stupid boy wear a turlte neck sweater?
To hide his flea collar!
What do you call a fancy party just for pests?
What do you call a flea that likes country music?
Flea Ann Rimes.
Where do fleas live?
Where do fleas shop at?
the flea market!
What do you call a bug that plays golf?