What's grey, stands in a river when it rains and doesn't get wet?
An elephant with an umbrella!
Why does an elephant wear sneakers?
So that he can sneak up on mice!
What's big and grey and wears a mask?
The elephantom of the opera!
What's grey and moves at a hundred miles an hour?
A jet propelled elephant!
Why did the elephant cross the road?
Because the Elephant was having a day off!
What do you call an elephant at the North Pole?
Lost!
Why were the elephants thrown out of the swimming pool?
Because they couldn't hold their trunks up!
What grey, has a wand, huge wings and gives money to elephants?
The tusk fairy!
What has 3 tails, 4 trunks and 6 feet?
An elephant with spare parts!
What's grey but turns red?
An embarrassed elephant!
What's grey, beautiful and wears glass slippers?
Cinderelephant!
When should you feed milk to a baby elephant?
When it's a baby elephant!
How do you know when there is an elephant under your bed?
When your nose touches the ceiling!
What do you call an elephant that flies?
A jumbo jet!
What did the grape say when the elephant stood on it?
Nothing, it just let out a little wine!
What to you get if you cross a parrot with an elephant?
An animal that tells you everything that it remembers!
What did the elephant say when the man grabbed him by the tail?
This is the end of me!
Why do the elephants have short tails?
Because they can't remember long stories!
What do elephants sing at christmas?
Noel-ephants, Noel-ephants... Who do elephants get their christmas presents
from?
Elephanta Claus!
Why don't elephants like playing cards in the jungle?
Because of all the cheetahs!
What do you call a elephant that never washes?
A smellyphant!
Teacher: "Where would you find an elephant?"
Pupil:"You don't have to find them, they're too big to lose!"
What do you call an elephant with a carrot in each ear?
Anything you want as he can't hear you!
Teacher: "Name six wild animals"
Pupil:"Four elephants and two lions!"
What do you call an elephant that lies across the middle of a tennis court?
Annette!
What do you call an elephant creeping through the jungle in the middle of the
night?
Russell!
What do you call an elephant with a rabbit up it's sweater?
Warren!
What do you call the rabbit up the elephant's sweater?
Terrified!
What do you call someone with an elephant on their head?
Squashed!
Who lost a herd of elephants?
Big bo peep!
What is an elephants favorite film?
Elephantasia What do elephants say as a compliment?
You look elephantastic!
What do you do with old cannon balls?
Give them to elephants to use as marbles!
What animals were last to leave the ark?
The elephants as they had to pack their trunks!
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