Donkey Bar Jokes
Bartender's Donkey
A man walks into a bar and sits down and orders a drink.
He then notices a Jar that is full of money. The man asks the bartender what the jar is for. The bartender then says that he has a donkey in the back room and if anyone can make him him laugh they win the money. If not they owe me 100 dollars.
The man say I can do it!
So he goes into the back room and about 5 minutes later the bartender hears the donkey laughing out loud. The man walks out and takes the money from the jar, thanks the bartender, and leaves.
About a month later the man comes back into the bar and there is a new jar of money. The man asks the bartender what the new jar of money is for.
The bartender looks at the man and says if you can make the donkey cry the money is yours, if not you owe me 100 dollars. The man says ok I'll do it!
He walks into the back room and about 2 minutes has goes by when the bartender hears the donkey crying. The man walks out and grabs the money out of the jar, but before the man leaves the bartender asks, "How did you make the donkey laugh?"
The man looks at the bartender and says, "Well the first time I told the donkey that I had a bigger pecker then he did".
"How did you make him cry?" ask the bartender?
Well I showed him.
Little Boy & Old Man
An old man and a little boy on a donkey were on their way into town. They passed by a group of people who said, "What a shame for that old man to be walking while that perfectly able-bodied boy rides that donkey."
So the boy got off the donkey and the old man got on. They later passed by some more people who said," Why should that little boy have to walk when they have a donkey to ride on.
So the little boy got on the donkey and they both rode it. After a while, they passed some more people. They overheard the people say, "That poor donkey must be wore out from carrying both of them."
So the little boy and old man picked up the donkey and started to carry it. They were carrying the donkey across a bridge. The weight of the donkey became just too unbearable and slipped from their grasp and went over the side of the bridge into the water and drowned.
The moral of the story is:
If You Try To Please Everyone You'll Eventually Lose Your ASS!
Donkey Short Jokes
Q: What happens when your carrying a donkey and you chuckle so hard you drop him?
A: You're laughing your ass off.
Q: What happens when you buy a mini-donkey
A: Your getting a little ass!
Q: What do donkeys send out near Christmas?
A: Mule-tide greetings.
Q: How do you compliment a donkey?
A: "Hey, nice ass!"
Q: What do you call a donkey with one leg ?
A: A wonkey donkey
Q: What do you call a donkey with one leg and one eye ?
A: A winkey wonkey donkey
Q: What do you call a donkey with one leg and one eye while breaking wind ?
A: A stinkey winkey wonkey donkey
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