Q. What do dinosaurs have that no other animals have?
A. Baby Dinosaurs.
Q. Where does a Tyrannosaurus sit when he comes to stay?
A. Anywhere he wants to.
Q. What did they call prehistoric sailing disasters?
A. Tyrannosaurus wrecks.
Q. Can you name 10 dinosaurs in 10 seconds?
A. Yes, 8 Iguanadons and 2 Stegasaurus.
Q. What do you call a dinosaur as tall as a house, with long sharp teeth, and 12 claws on each foot?
A. Sir.
Q. What do you call a dinosaur as tall as a house, with long sharp teeth, 12 claws on each foot and a personal stereo over his ears?
A. Anything you like, he won't hear you!
Q. What do you get if you cross a mouse with a Triceratops?
A. Enormous holes in the base boards.
Q. How can you tell if there is a dinosaur in bed with you?
A. By the `D' on his pajamas.
Q. How do you know if there is a Brachiosaurus in bed with you?
A. By the dinosnores.
Q: What do you call a dinosaur that never gives up?
A: Try and try and try and try-sarratops
Q: What made the dinosaur's car stop ?
A: A flat Tire-annosaurus !
Q: What do you get when dinosaurs crash their cars ?
A: Tyrannosaurus wrecks !
Q: What type of tool does a prehistoric reptile carpenter use?
A: A dino-saw !
Q: What do you call a dinosaur at the rodeo?
A: Bronco-saurus or a Tyrannasourus Tex
Q: What do you call it when a dinosaur gets in a car accident? T
A: Tyrannasaurus wreck!
Q: Who makes dinosaur clothes?
A: dino-sewer.
Q: Where does a dinosaur lay in the sun?
A: At the dino-shore
Q: What do you call a dinosaur that smashes everything in its path?
A: Tyrannosaurus wrecks !
Q: Which dinosaur slept all day ?
A: The dino-snore!
Q: What do you call Tyrannosaurus rex when it wears a cowboy hat and boots ?
A: Tyrannosaurus tex!
Q: Why do dinosaurs eat their food raw?
A: Cause they don't know how to cook
Q: What do you get when a dinosaur blows it's nose?
A: OUT of the way!!
Q: What do you get when dinosaurs crash their cars?
A: Tyrannosaurus wrecks!
Q: What did the dinosaur say when he saw the volcano explode?
A: What a lavaly day!
Q: Why did the dinosaur cross the road?
A: Because the chicken wasn't invented yet.
Q: What vehicle does T-Rex use to go from planet to planet?
A: A Dinosaucer
Q: How did the dinosaur feel after he ate a pillow?
A: Down in the mouth!
Q: What's green and purple and goes up and down?
A: Barney in an elevator.
Q: What kind of materials do dinosaurs use for the floor of their homes?
A: Rep Tiles
Q: What did the female dinosaur call her blouse making business?
A: Try Sara's Tops
Q: What is the head of an Italian dinosaur family called?
A: Ptera Don
Q: How do you ask a dinosaur to lunch?
A: Tea Rex?
Q: What should you do if you find a dinosaur in your bed ?
A: Find somewhere else to sleep!
Q: Do you know how long dinosaurs should be fed?
A: Exactly the same as short dinosaurs!
Q: What do you say to a twenty ton dinosaur with headphones on?
A: Anything you want. He can't hear you.
Q: Why didn't the T-rex skeleton attack the museum visitors?
A: Because she had no guts!
Q: What do you call a Blind Dinosaur?
A: Do-ya-think-he-saurus.
Q: What do you call a Blind Dinosaur's Dog?
A: Do-ya-think-he-saurus-rex.
Q: Why did the dinosaur cross the road?
A: Because chickens weren't around then.
Q: Why are dinosaurs extinct?
A: Because their eggs stink.
Q: What do you get when you put a bomb and a dinosaur together?
A: Dino-mite.
Q: What was the most flexiest dinosaur?
A: Tyrannosaurus Flex.
Q: Why did the Apatosaurus devour the factory?
A: Because she was a plant eater!
Q: Why did the T-Rex eat hamburgers?
A: Because he is a meat eater!
Q: What did the Tyrannosaurus rex get after mopping the floor?
A: Dino-sore!
Q: Why did the dinosaurs go extinct?
A: Because they wouldn't take a bath !
Q: Why did the dinosaur cross the road ?
A: The chicken hadn't evolved yet!
Q: What makes more noise than a dinosaur ?
A: Two dinosaurs !
Q: What do you call a Stegosaurus with carrots in its ears ?
A: Anything you want, it can't hear you!
Q: What does a Triceratops sit on?
A: Its Tricera-bottom.
Q: What kind of dinosaur can you ride in a rodeo?
A: A Bronco-saurus !
Q: What was the scariest prehistoric animal?
A: The Terror-dactyl !
Q: What has a spiked tail, plates on its back, and sixteen wheels?
A: A Stegosaurus on roller skates!
Q: What do you get if you cross a Triceratops with a kangaroo ?
A: A Tricera-hops!
Q: What do you get if you cross a pig with a dinosaur ?
A: Jurassic Pork!
Q: What family does Maiasaur belong to?
A: I don't think any families in our neighborhood have one!
Q: What made the dinosaur's car stop ?
A: A flat Tire-annosaurus !
Q: What do you get when dinosaurs crash their cars ?
A: Tyrannosaurus wrecks !
Q: What do you call a dinosaur that left its armor out in the rain ?
A: A Stegosau-rust !
Q: What's better than a talking dinosaur ?
A: A spelling bee !
Q: What do you call a dinosaur that never gives up?
A: Try-Try-Try-ceratops !
Q: What type of tool does a prehistoric reptile carpenter use?
A: A dino-saw !
Q: Who makes the best prehistoric reptile clothes ?
A: A dino-sewer !
Q: Which dinosaurs were the best policemen?
A: Tricera-cops !
Q: What do you call a dinosaur who is elected to Congress?
A: Rep. Tile!
Q: Where do prehistoric reptiles like to go on vacation?
A: To the dino-shore !
Q: Where did Velociraptor buy things?
A: At a dino-store!
Q: What's worse than a giraffe with a sore throat?
A: A Diplodocus with a sore throat!
Q: How many dinosaurs can fit in an empty box ?
A: One . After that, the box isn't empty anymore!
Q: How can you tell if there's a dinosaur in the refrigerator ?
A: The door won't close!
Q: How do you make a dinosaur float?
A: Put a scoop of ice cream in a glass of root beer, and add one dinosaur !
Q: When can three giant dinosaurs get under an umbrella and not get wet?
A: When it's not raining!
Q: Which type of dinosaur could jump higher than a house ?
A: Any kind! A house cannot jump!
Q: What weighs 800 pounds and sticks to the roof of your mouth ?
A: A peanut butter and Stegosaurus sandwich!
Q: What do you do if you find a blue Ichthyosaur ?
A: Cheer him up!
Q: Why don't dinosaurs ever forget?
A: Because no one ever tells them anything!
Q: What does a giant Tyrannosaurus eat?
A: Anything she wants!
Q: What's the difference between a strawberry and a Tyrannosaurus?
A: The strawberry is red!
Q: Why did the dinosaur paint her toenails red?
A: So she could hide in the strawberry patch!
Q: What do you get when a dinosaur walks through the strawberry patch?
A: Strawberry jam !
Q: What should you do if you find a dinosaur in your bed ?
A: Find somewhere else to sleep!
Q: Do you know how long dinosaurs should be fed?
A: Exactly the same as short dinosaurs !
Q: What do you need to know to teach a dinosaur tricks?
A: More than the dinosaur !
Q: How did the dinosaur feel after he ate a pillow?
A: Down in the mouth !
Q: How much fur can you get from a dinosaur ?
A: As fur as you can get!
Q: Why do dinosaurs eat raw meat?
A: Because they don't know how to cook !
Q: What did dinosaurs have that no others animals ever had?
A: Baby dinosaurs!
Q: Where was the dinosaur when the sun went down ?
A: In the dark!
Q: Did the dinosaur take a bath ?
A: Why, is there one missing?
Q: What is in the middle of dinosaurs ?
A: The letter "s"!
Q: Where do dinosaurs get their mail ?
A: At the dead-letter office!
Q: What's as big as a dinosaur but weighs nothing?
A: Her shadow!
Q: What do you get when a dinosaur sneezes?
A: Out of the way!
Q: What's the best way to talk to a Tyrannosaur ?
A: Long distance!
Q: Why are there old dinosaur bones in the museum?
A: Because they can't afford new ones!
Q: What do you say when you meet a two-headed dinosaur?
A: Hello, hello!
Q: Is it true that a dinosaur won't attack if you hold a tree branch?
A: That depends on how fast you carry it!
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