Cris Cross Jokes
What do you get when you cross a bear with a skunk?
Winnie the phew!
What do you get when you cross a parrot & a centipede?
A walkie-talkie!
What do you get if you cross a cow and a camel?
Lumpy milkshakes
What do you get if you cross a giraffe and a hedgehog?
A 6 foot toothbrush.
What do you get when you cross a baby goat with a hedgehog?
A stuck-up kid
What do you get when you cross a centipede with a parrot?
A walkie-talkie
What do you get when you cross a snowman with a shark?
Frostbite
What do you get when you cross a kangaroo with an elephant?
Great big holes all over Australia.
What do you get if you cross a cat with a parrot?
A carrot!
What do you get if you cross a cat and a gorilla?
An animal that puts you out a night!
What do you get if cross a cat with a canary?
Shredded tweet!
What do you get if you cross a cat with a tree?
A cat-a-logue!
What do you get if you cross a cat with a bottle of vinegar?
A sourpuss!
What do you get if you cross a cat with a canary?
A peeping tom!
What do you get if you cross a cat with Father Christmas?
Santa Claws!
What do you get if cross a Tomcat with a Pekingese?
A Peking Tom!
What do you get if cross a Termite with a Dinosaur?
Dino-mite!
What do you get if cross a Turtle with a Cow?
A Turtle-Neck Jersey
What do you get if cross a Turkey with a Octopus?
Enough Drumsticks for everyone at Thanksgiving
What do you get if cross a Food Processor with a Word Processor?
Minced Words
What do you get when you cross oatmeal & ducks?
Quacker oatmeal!
What do you get when you cross a wolf and an egg?
A very hairy omelette!
What do you get when you cross a bank with a skunk?
Dollars and scents!
What do you get when you cross a Mustang and an elephant?
A convertible with a big trunk!
What do you get when you cross poison ivy and a four leaf clover?
A rash of good luck!
What do you get when you cross a cheetah & a hamburger?
Fast Food!
What do you get when you cross a T-Rex with a dog?
Something that drinks out of any toilet it wants to!
What do you get when you cross a sheep and a bee
Bah-Humbug
What do you get when you cross a gorilla with a computer?
A hairy reasoner.
What do you get when you cross a parrot with a lion?
I don't know, but when it speaks you better listen.
Q: What do you get when you cross a ghost and a couple of bees?
A: boobies
What do you get if you cross a daffodil with a crocodile?
I don't know but I wouldn't try sniffing it!
What do you get when you cross a python with a porcupine?
Ten feet of barbed wire.
What do you get if you cross a cocker spaniel, a poodle, and a rooster?
A cockapoodledoo!
What do you get when you cross a donkey with an onion?
You either get an onion with long floppy ears, or you get a piece of ass that brings tears to your eyes!
What do you get when you cross the worlds best fairy tale teller and the worlds worst mammal
A Whale of a Tale
What do you get when you cross a blue cat and a red parrot?
A purple carrot!
Q: What do you get when you cross a parrot and a shark ?
A: A bird that talks your ear off!
Q: What do you get if you cross a canary and a 50-foot long snake ?
A: A sing-a-long!
What do you get if you cross a kangaroo & a sheep?
A wooly jumper!
Q: What do you get when you cross a cat, a dog, and an A+?
A: Paws-itively purrr-fect!
Q: What do you get if you cross a chicken with a cement mixer?
A: A brick layer!
What do you get when you cross a bat and a bell?
A dingbat!
What do you get if you cross a sheepdog and a bunch of daisies?
Collie flowers.
What do you get when you cross an elephant and a rhinoceros?
Elephino!
What do you get when you cross a galaxy with a toad?
Star Warts!
What do you get when you cross a strawberry with a road?
A traffic jam!
What do you get when you cross a lizard and a baby?
A creepy crawler!