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Q: What's a cougar running a copy machine called?
A: A copycat!
Q: Why did the cougar cross the road?
A: To prove to the possum that it could be done!
Q: Where does a cougar sleep?
A: Anywhere he wants to!
Q: What do you get when you cross a cougar and a snowman?
A: Frost-bite!
Q: What does the cougar say to his friends before they go out hunting for food ?
A: 'Let us prey.'
Q: What do you get if you cross a cougar with a watchdog ?
A: A terrified postman !
Q: What's the difference between a cougar and a lion ?
A: A cougar has the mane part missing
Q: What is cougar's favorite food ?
A: Baked beings !
Q: On which day do cougar eat people ?
A: Chewsday !
Q: Why don't cougars like fast food?
A: Because they can't catch it!
Q: Why do cougars always eat raw meat?
A: Because they don't know how to cook.
Religious Cowboy
The devout cowboy lost his favorite Bible while he was mending fences out on the range.
Three weeks later, a cougar walked up to him carrying the Bible in its mouth.
The cowboy couldn't believe his eyes.
He took the precious book out of the cougar's mouth, raised his eyes heavenward and exclaimed, "It's a miracle!"
"Not really," said the cougar. "Your name is written inside the cover."
Pickup Truck
A police officer sees a man driving around with a pickup truck full of cougars. He pulls the guy over and says...
"You can't drive around with cougars in this town! Take them to the zoo immediately."
The guy says "OK"... and drives away.
The next day, the officer sees the guy still driving around with the truck full of cougars, and they're all wearing sun glasses. He pulls the guy over and demands...
"I thought I told you to take these cougars to the zoo yesterday?"
The guy replies...
"I did . . . today I'm taking them to the beach!"
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