Q: What is a monkey's favorite cookie?
A: Chocolate chimp!
Who is the Chimps favourite President of recent years?
Hairy Truman!
Why did the Chimpanzee fail English?
He had little Ape-titude!
Q: What is a chimp's favourite Christmas carol?
A: Jungle Bells!
Q: What did the orangutan say to the chimp?
A: Ginger's the new black!
Q: What is sweet smelling, but cheeky?
A: A chim-pansy!!
Q: Where do chimpanzees keep their babies?
A: In apricots!
Q: What do you call a chimp playing quidditch?
A: A hairy potter!!
Q: What did the male chimp say to the female chimp?
A: I go bananas over you!
Q: Which day do cheeky chimps like best?
A: Ape-ril fools day!
Q: What's a chimp's favourite type of computer?
A: an Ape-le mac!
Q: What do chimps do when they're mad at each other?
A: They have a Gorilla war!
Q: What's a Chimp's favourite month?
A: Ape-ril!
Q: Why did the chimp go to the doctor?
A: Because his banana wasn't peeling very well!
Q: What do chimps read?
A: The 'apers
Q: What's a chimp's favourite drink?
A: A sas-gorilla.
Q: How do you catch a squirel chimp?
A: Climb up a tree and act like a nut!
Q: What do chimps wear when they are cooking?
A: Ape-rons!
Q: How do chimps get down the stairs?
A: They slide down the banana-ster!
Q: What do chimps do when they go mad?
A: Go bananas!
Q: What's a chimp's favourite pop group?
A: Bananarama!
Q: What is a chimps's favourite toy?
A: A Bab-boom-orang!
Q: What sort of key does a chimp need to open a banana?
A: A monk-key!
Q: What did the chimp say to the other monkey that went mad?
A: You've gone completely ape!
Q: Where do chimps like to get their hair cut?
A: Vidal Baboon!
Q: What's a chimpanzee's favourite music band?
A: The Gorillaz!
Q: What did the banana say to the chimp?
A: Nothing, bananas don't talk!
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