Caterpillar Jokes
What does a caterpillar do on New Years Day?
Turns over a new leaf!
What does a cat go to sleep on?
A caterpillow!
What's green and dangerous?
A caterpillar with a machine gun!
What pillar doesn't need holding up?
A caterpillar!
What is the definition of a caterpillar?
A worm in a fur coat!
What has stripes and pulls a tractor?
A caterpillar tractor!
Where do French caterpillars go to die?
In the Catercombs.
What did the caterpillar say to the sapling?
Where's the leaf.
How do caterpillars order the lastest fashions?
Caterloges
What's a caterpillar's favorite weapon?
A caterpolt!
What's colorful and sails the open seas?
A catermaran.
Where did Bill Cosby order his sweaters?
in Caterloges
I felt so guilty after I stepped on that caterpillar this morning. You should of seen him, he looked genuinely crushed.
Movies
A man in a movie theater notices what looks like a colorful caterpillar sitting next to him.
"Are you a caterpillar?" asked the man, surprised.
"Yes."
"What are you doing at the movies?"
The caterpillar replied, "Well, I liked the book."