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Q: What did mama buffalo say when her youngest went off to college?
A: "Bison!"
Q: How can you tell if a buffalo is under your sleeping bag?
A: The ceiling of your tent is very close.
Q: What do you find between the hooves of buffaloes?
A: Slow buffalo hunters.
Q: What did the grape say when the buffalo stood on it?
A: Nothing, it just let out a little wine!
Q: What do you get when you cross peanut butter with a buffalo?
A: You either get peanut butter that roams the range or a buffalo that sticks to the roof of your mouth.
Q: How can you tell a buffalo from a field mouse?
A: Try to pick it up. If you can't, it's either a buffalo or a very overweight mouse.
Q: What time is it when a buffalo sits in your canoe?
A: Time to get a new canoe.
Q: Why did the buffalo cross the road?
A: To prove to the possum that it could be done!
Q: What do you call an buffalo at the North Pole?
A: Lost!
Q: What's brown but turns red?
A: An embarrassed buffalo!
Q: How do you know when there is an buffalo under your bed?
A: When your nose touches the ceiling!
Q: What do you call an buffalo with a carrot in each ear?
A: Anything you want as he can't hear you!
Buffalo Theory
A herd of buffalo can only move as fast as the slowest buffalo, much like the brain can only operate as fast as the slowest brain cells.
The slowest buffalo are the sick and weak so they die off first, making it possible for the herd to move at a faster pace. Like the buffalo, the weak, slow brain cells are the ones that are killed off by excessive beer drinking and socializing, making the brain operate faster.
The moral of the story: Drink more beer, it will make you smarter.
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