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Q: What do you call an Badger with a carrot in each ear?
A: Anything you want as he can't hear you!
Q: What did the grape say when the badger stood on it?
A: Nothing, it just let out a little wine!
Q: Why did the badger cross the road?
A: To prove to the possum that it could be done!
Q: When does a badger go "moo"?
A: When it is learning a new language!
Q: What do you call a badger that can pick up an elephant ?
A: Sir!
Husband & Wife
A husband and wife are driving home and run over a badger, they get out and find its still breathing but freezing cold.
The husband says "Put it between your legs to warm it up"
Wife replies "But its all wet and it stinks!"
Husband says "Well hold its nose!".
Religious Cowboy
The devout cowboy lost his favorite Bible while he was mending fences out on the range.
Three weeks later, a badger walked up to him carrying the Bible in its mouth.
The cowboy couldn't believe his eyes.
He took the precious book out of the badger's mouth, raised his eyes heavenward and exclaimed, "It's a miracle!"
"Not really," said the badger. "Your name is written inside the cover."
Pickup Truck
A police officer sees a man driving around with a pickup truck full of badgers. He pulls the guy over and says...
"You can't drive around with badgers in this town! Take them to the zoo immediately."
The guy says "OK"... and drives away.
The next day, the officer sees the guy still driving around with the truck full of badgers, and they're all wearing sun glasses. He pulls the guy over and demands...
"I thought I told you to take these badgers to the zoo yesterday?"
The guy replies...
"I did . . . today I'm taking them to the beach!"
Nasty Little Boy
A policeman caught a nasty little boy with a bb gun in one hand and a badger in the other.
"Now Listen here," the policeman said,
"Whatever you do to that poor, defenseless creature I shall personally do to you"
"In that case," said the boy.
"I'll kiss it's butt and let it go"
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