MLB Jokes



Funny Baseball Jokes:

What do you get when you cross a tree with a baseball player?
Babe Root.

Who's the most famous Los Angeles Dodger?
O.J. Simpson.

You might be a redneck if you think the last words to the Star Spangled Banner are: "Play Ball"

Why are Cubs fans bad lovers?
Not only do they come up short but they always finish early.

How do you know if you have a female umpire?
She remembers the details of every single argument, and will also bring up arguments from previous games.

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