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Tom Delay Joke




Last week a very important meeting took place among God, the Pope and Moses.

They were troubled because Tom Delay was behaving in an inappropriate manner. They decided that the only course of action left was to create an 11th Commandment to get their message across.

Now the problem remained exactly how to word this new commandment so that it matched the other commandments in style and holy inspiration. After great meditation and discussion, they concluded:

"Thou shalt not covet thy trip from thy lobbyists."

 

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