Funny Baseball Jokes:
Q: What do you get when you cross a tree with a baseball player?
A: Babe Root.
Q: Who's the most famous Los Angeles Dodger?
A: O.J. Simpson.
You might be a redneck if you think the last words to the Star Spangled Banner are: "Play Ball"
Q: Why are Cubs fans bad lovers?
A: Not only do they come up short but they always finish early.
Q: How do you know if you have a female umpire?
A: She remembers the details of every single argument, and will also bring up arguments from previous games.