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I play in the over-40 basketball league. We don't have jump balls. The ref just puts the ball on the floor and whoever can bend over and pick it up gets possession.

Basketball is America's favorite "running" sport. Number two is avoiding child support payments.

How many NCAA basketball players does it take to change a light bulb?Only one. But he gets money, a car, and three credit hours for it.

Why did the chicken cross the basketball court?Because it heard the referee was blowing fouls.

No, but they gave one to me anyway. - L.A. Lakers rookie Elden Campbell when asked if he earned a degree at Clemson University

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