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A scientist went to a back alley brain store to get some human brain samples to complete a study.

As he walks into the establishment he sees a sign remarking on the quality of professional brain samples offerred at this particular brain store.

He then questions the owner about the cost of these brains.

"How much does it cost for an engineers brain?"

"Ten dollars an ounce."

"How much does it cost for a programmers brain?"

"Twenty dollars an ounce."

"How much for a lawyers brain?"

"$1,000 an ounce."

"Why is lawyer brain so much more?"

"Do you know how many lawyers we had to kill to get one ounce of brain?"

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