A
wedding occurred, just outside Cavan in Ireland. To keep tradition going,
everyone got drunk and the bride's and groom's families have a storming row and
begin wrecking the reception room and generally kicking the crap out of each
other.
The
Police get called in to break up the fight. The following week, all members of
both families appear in court. The fight continues in the court room until the
Judge finally brings calm with the use of his hammer, shouting "Silence in
Court".
The
court room goes silent and Paddy (the best man) stands up and says,
"Judge.. I was the best man at the wedding and I think I should explain
what happened". The Judge agrees and asks Paddy to take the stand. Paddy
begins his explanation by telling the court that it is traditional in a Cavan
wedding that the Best Man gets the first dance with the Bride. The judge says
"OK".
"Well",
said Paddy, "After I had finished the first dance, the music kept going, so
I continued dancing to the second song, and after that the music kept going and
I was dancing to the third song.. when all of a sudden the Groom leapt over the
table, ran towards us and gave the Bride an unmerciful kick in her
privates".
The
Judge instantly responded... "God.. that must of hurt!"
Paddy replies "HURT!.. He broke three of my fingers."
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