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    Funny Weather Jokes:

    Q: What did the hurricane say to the coconut palm tree?
    A: Hold on to your nuts, this is no ordinary blow job!

    Q: What do you call a sheep with no head and no legs?
    A: A cloud!

    Q: If April showers bring May flowers, what do May flowers bring?
    A: Pilgrims!

    Q: Why is sex like a thunderstorm?
    A: "You never know how many inches you'll get and how long it'll last."

    Q: How is a man like the weather?
    A: Nothing can be done to change either one of them.

    Q: Why is there no gold at the end of the rainbow?
    A: The Leprachan took it and sold it to Cash4Gold!

    Q: Did you hear the joke about an Earthquake and Japanese nuclear reactor?
    A: Not cool.

    Q: What's worse than an earthquake ravaging a city?
    A: The ensuing Tsunami washing everything away!

    What did the ocean say to the other ocean?... Nothing they just waved... Did you Sea what I did there?...I'm shore you did, beach.

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