Funny Ethnic Jokes:
Q: Why are most Guidos named Tony?
A: When they got on the boat to America they stamped To NY (Tony) on their foreheads.
Q: Why are black men penises bigger than white men?
A: Because as kids white men had toys to play with!
Q: Why do Asian men like big tits and a tight ass?
A: Because they've got big mouths and little dicks.
Q: Did you hear about the Chinese couple that had a retarded baby?
A: They named him Sum Ting Wong.
Q: Who was the most well known Jewish cook?
Q: Whats black and eats pussy?
A: Cervical cancer!
Q: What is white at the top and black at the bottom?
Q: What's the difference between a Hispanic girlfriend and a Hispanic wife?
A: 45 lbs.
Q: What do you call a redneck bursting into flames?
A: A Fire Cracker!
Q: Why do Jewish men like to watch porno movies backwards?
A: They like the part where the prostitute gives the money back.
Q: What do you call a school bus full of Rednecks?
Q: How does a Scotsman find a sheep in tall grass?
A: Very satisfying.
Q: Why doesn't Mexico have a competitive Olympic team?
A: Because everybody who can run, jump and swim are already in the U.S.
Q: How did the Germans conquer Poland so fast?
A: They marched in backwards and the Polish thought they were leaving.
Q: What did the Native American say to the white woman when she tied his penis in a knot? A: "How Come?"
Q: Why don't they teach Driver's Ed and Sex Education on the same day in Middle East?
A: They don't want to wear out the camel.