"I hope you're all Republicans." -speaking to surgeons as he
entered the operating room following a 1981 assassination attempt
"What we have found in this country, and maybe we're more aware of it now,
is one problem that we've had, even in the best of times, and that is the people
who are sleeping on the grates, the homeless who are homeless, you might say, by
choice."
"Recession is when your neighbor loses his job. Depression is when you
lose yours. And recovery is when Jimmy Carter loses his."
"We are trying to get unemployment to go up, and I think we're going to
succeed."
"As a matter of fact, Nancy never had any interest in politics or anything
else when we got married."
I have come to realize that it bears a very close resemblance to the
first."
"The nine most terrifying words in the English language are: 'I'm from the
government and I'm here to help.'"
"Well, I learned a lot....I went down to (Latin America) to find out from
them and (learn) their views. You'd be surprised. They're all individual
countries"
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