"How can a president not be an actor?" -when asked "How could
an actor become president?'
"What does an actor know about politics?" –criticizing Ed Asner
for opposing American foreign policy
"I don't know. I've never played a governor." –asked by a
reporter in 1966 what kind of governor he would be
"What makes him think a middle-aged actor, who's played with a chimp,
could have a future in politics?" -on Clint Eastwood's bid to become mayor
of Carmel
"Politics is just like show business. You have a hell of an opening, you
coast for awhile, you have a hell of a closing."
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