"On tomorrow's 'Meet the Press' Green Party leader Ralph Nader will
announce whether he will sit out the 2004 election or enter the race and cause
George Bush to win by three votes. I think I speak for a lot of people when I
say stay home Nerd, you're the reason we're in this K hole to begin with."
—Tina Fey, Saturday Night Live's "Weekend Update"
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