"Apparently Ralph Nader has a new slogan — 'You won't ever have to
worry about me getting laid in the Oval Office.'" —Craig Kilborn
"A big weekend for the candidates. President Bush highlighted his
foreign policy, and then John Kerry emphasized his war record, and then Ralph
Nader bragged about an article he wrote on toasters that explode." —Craig
Kilborn
"Ralph Nader announced he's running for president after a new poll found
he'd get .5% of the vote. Nader's slogan: 'Eat my dust Kucinich.'" —Craig
Kilborn
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