"Earlier today, John Kerry had a meeting with independent candidate
Ralph Nader. Afterwards, Kerry said 'The meeting didn't go as well as I had
hoped, because my gun jammed.'" —Conan O'Brien
"Consumer activist Ralph Nader announced he would run for president.
When he heard about it, Dennis Kucinich was furious and said, 'He's going to
steal my voter away.'" —Conan O'Brien
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