Q: Did you hear about Michael Jackson's latest record?
A: "Feel the World."
Q: Did you hear about Michael Jackson's latest song?
A: "Don't let your son go down on me."
Q: What did Michael Jackson tell the little boy?
A: "The way you make me feel, it really turns me on!"
Q: What did Michael Jackson say to Lorena Bobbit?
A: "SILLY Bobbit! Dicks are for KIDS!"
Q: Why did Michael Jackson get food poisoning?
A: He ate a nine year old wiener!
Q: What do Michael Jackson and Michael Jordan have in common?
A: They both play ball in the Minor League.
Q: Why's Michael trying out for the NBA?
A: He's a crack shooter.
What did Michael Jackson say when he saw a prostitute on the corner?
A: I'd rather "Beat It".
Q: Why did Michael Jackson call Boys to Men?
A: Because he tought it was a delivery service!
Q: How do you know when it’s Michael Jacksons bed time ?
A: When the big hand touches the little hand
Q: What do Michael Jackson and Walmart have in common?
A: They both have small boys pants at half off!
Q: What do Michael Jackson and Walmart have in common?
A: They both wait 3 months after the child is born to give piercings.
Q: What is the difference between Michael Jackson and a grocery bag?
A: One is white, plastic and dangerous for children. You put groceries in the other.
Q: What do Michael's rear and an LA jail have in common?
A: Both hold the juice.
Q: Why are Michael Jackson's pants so small?
A: Because they aren't his!
Q: What did the lady say to Micheal Jackson at the Beach?
A: Get out of my sun (son)
Q: Have you heard about Micheal Jackson’s new book?
A: It's called the in’s and outs of child Rearing
Q: What do Michael Jackson and x-boxs have in common?
A: They're both plastic and little boys turn them on.
Q: Did you hear about the new McDonalds McJackson sandwich?
A: It's a 35 year old slab of meat between two 12 year old buns.
Q: What do Michael Jackson and a Big Mac have in common?
A: They're both 30 year old meat between 10 year old buns!
Q: How many times does 12 go into 35?
A: Ask Michael Jackson.
Q: Whats the difference between Michael Jackson and shit on the carpet?
A: well there both black and they both smell but michael isn't fuzzy
Q: How did Michael actually proposition the little boy?
A: It was just a slip of the tongue.
Q: What did the man on the beach say to Michael Jackson?
A: Get out of my sun!
Q: What dose Michael Jackson and a snow man have in common ?
A: They both melt in the sun
Q: What did Michael Jackson yell when he fell off the boat?
A: Throw me the bouy!!
Q: What is the difference between Michael Jackson and a carrier bag ?
A: Ones plastic and a danger to children .. and the others used for shopping!
Q: What do you do if Michael Jackson is drowning?
A: Throw him a buoy!
Q: What do Michael Jackson and Rum have in common?
A: They both come in small tots.
Q: What do Michael Jackson and Malt Whiskey have in common?
A: They both come in tots.
Q: What does Michael hand round after dinner?
A: The under Eights.
Q: Why did Pepsi fire Michael Jackson?
A: Because he was caught sucking on a Squirt!!
Q: Why did Michael Jackson fail to renew his contract with Pepsi?
A: Because he found out that the main ingredient was Bubbles!
Q: What do Michael Jackson and broccoli have in common?
A: Both are force fed to little boys.
Q: What did Elvis say after seeing Michael and Lisa Marie on television?
A: "Boy, that's a relief. I thought she married a black guy!"
Q: What did Michael Jackson say to Woody Allen?
A: Got two fives for a ten?
Knock Knock
Who's there?
little boy blew
little boy blew who?
Michael Jackson
Q: Why was Michael Jackson sick?
A: He ate an 11 year-old weiner.
Micheal Jacksons nose is so pointy if he went to Chicago he would get shot for pointing
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