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Martha Stewart To Do List Jokes


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Martha Stewart To Do List:

Start marketing new "Martha Stewart Soap-on-a-Rope."

Cut deal with Bush administration in exchange for lucrative post-war Iraqi catering contract.

Note to self: Next time, bury insider-trading memos in my all-natural recycling compost heap.

Bake a seven-layer white-chocolate cake with framboise ganache. Place file between layers. Freeze.

Start work on new book: Minimum Security With Maximum Flair.

Roll around in a huge friggin' pile of money one last time before going off to jail.

Thwart prison rapists by sealing my vagina shut with a hot-glue gun.

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