"John Kerry keeping a low profile this week. He said he wanted to get
away and go someplace where no one would expect to see him. So I guess he showed
up at his old seat in the Senate. Nobody's going to look for him there."
—Jay Leno
"You see the pictures in the paper today of John Kerry windsurfing? He's at
his home in Nantucket this week, doing his favorite thing, windsurfing. Even his
hobby depends on which way the wind blows." —Jay Leno
"John Kerry keeping a low profile this week. He said he wanted to get
away and go someplace where no one would expect to see him. So I guess he showed
up at his old seat in the Senate. Nobody's going to look for him there."
—Jay Leno
"You see the pictures in the paper today of John Kerry windsurfing? He's at
his home in Nantucket this week, doing his favorite thing, windsurfing. Even his
hobby depends on which way the wind blows." —Jay Leno
"John Kerry met with Ralph Nader last week. Both sides of every issue
were discussed. And then, Nader spoke." —Jay Leno
"John Kerry has a new 757
jet to use while he campaigns for president. In the event that Kerry starts
speaking, oxygen masks fall from the ceiling to keep people awake." —Jay
Leno
"John Kerry met with Ralph
Nader Wednesday in a closed door meeting. It wasn't a secret meeting, it was
just so boring the press closed the door." —Jay Leno
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